I Love Morrissey's Verbosity, For Real

Is it wrong that I'm looking more forward to the title of Morrissey's upcoming memoir than to his actual recollections? I'm sure the tales will be interesting but the revelation of the number of words that can be shoehorned onto the book's cover should be nothing short of glorious. Can't you just see it now: These are Precious Words that Need to Reach the Light of Day or After the S: My Life Beyond the Pluralized Version of the Most Common Surname in the World or Heaven Helped This Miserable Bigmouth to Get a Thorn In His Side That Made Him Into a Charming Man. Anticipating to the max!